Mario Party imitates the format of a board game with the added bonus that you can play them all alone without feeling like such a sad loser.
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Once they become dizzy, the eyes explode into a cloud of smoke -- only to be replaced by increasingly bigger ones. The character who pops the most eyes wins. And then the nightmare is finally over, right? Not so -- it's only just began. You see, most mini-games end with the winner naked a celebratory dance, but in this case, the celebration is interrupted when several small eyes appear mario of nowhere and move towards the players.
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